Gold 30 April 2007
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Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: Well I think so Brain, but if they call people from Poland Poles, why don’t they call people from Holland Holes?
It happened on a Thursday 29 April 2007
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MAC: Hi, I’m a Mac.
PC: And I’m a PC.
MAC: Okay, well actually I gotta get going. Have a good night.
PC: Where are you going?
MAC: Oh I’m just going to a party.
PC: Your owner takes you to parties?
MAC: Oh yah all the time, I’m a total chick magnet. You see all my cool features really drive the girls crazy.
PC: Oh yes, of course.
MAC: Do you have any plans tonight PC?
PC: Oh no, I have to stay home and spend the night reformatting. You know, that time of the month.
MAC: Ewwww that’s too bad. You see with my anatomy I don’t get that ‘time of the month’ thing.
PC: Oh wow, you’re lucky. Next you’re gonna tell me you don’t know what ‘desktop.ini’ is. Hahaha
MAC: Actually I don’t.
PC: Oh…
[pause]
PC: It’s a file Windows has to create if you want to view things in a folder as thumbnails. It stores one in every folder.
MAC: Every folder?
PC: Every single one.
MAC: No wonder you have to reformat every month.
PC: I know…. I’m designed for failure. Sigh
Babylon cannot defeat me 27 April 2007
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Cass: You need to get a life
Sina: I don’t understand
Cass: All these things. You need to get over it.
Sina: I see
Cass: No you don’t.
Sina: No, I don’t
Cass: Man you’re dumb
Sina: I’m totes not dumb
Cass: Yes you are. You’re such a liar.
Sina: I know…..shit
Narf 25 April 2007
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Brain: Come now Pinky, we must prepare for tomorrow night.
Pinky: Why Brain, what are we doing tomorrow night?
Brain: The same thing we do every night Pinky, try to take over the world!
No sunshine when she's gone 18 April 2007
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If I had an imaginary girlfriend, I’d have two imaginary girlfriends.
The air feels heavy 15 April 2007
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Cass: Why don’t you just tell the truth?
Sina: I’m not a truthful person. Everyone knows that.
Cass: No one knows that.
Sina: I know. I lied. 
Cass: Why would you tell me something thats not true? One day people will stop believing you.
Sina: Then I’ll start telling the truth. Then they’ll believe me again.
Cass: No they won’t. And you won’t tell the truth anyway… You’re lying again!
Sina: I know, I’m sorry. I just can’t help it.
Clarifications on things you thought you knew 13 April 2007
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1) Global Warming Does Not Exist
Global warming was created in 1937 as a top secret Nazi project to fool western powers into total submission. The project was headed by Franz Gutenberg, a well-known propaganda expert at the time. Gutenberg came up with the idea of distracting western powers from the impending Nazi threat by spreading the rumour that Earth’s temperatures were rising due to the effects of human activity.
Unfortunately, once the war ended all records of the project were lost. Thus nothing existed to reveal the secret that global warming was not real. To this day, people around the world still believe in global warming and its apparent effects.
Sina's Stanley Cup Picks 12 April 2007
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In the East: Buffalo
In the West: Nashville
I'm hott stuff 7 April 2007
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My name is Sina & my friend Cuqui likes using ampersands. She doesn’t like cramps or distance but she does like honey and banana bread – though not together. She has three cats and the youngest is starting to sound alot like the oldest. She likes webcomics and I like our mutual friend and her cousin Nikki. She’s really pretty and smart and funny. They’re kinda like two people sharing one body except Cuqui’s the bitchy aloof, one and Nikki is the ambitious, friendly one.
Nikki currently enjoys a song called Make It Rain and Cuqui overplays The Great Escape.
