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Close your eyes and dream 25 August 2007

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It’s not like I’ve been waiting or anything.

Now I'm not so sure 24 August 2007

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Cass: What would you do for a pretty face?

Sina: Anything.

Cass: Really?

Sina: Ummmm

[pause]

Sina: Yah, anything.

Cass: You’re pathetic.

Open Letter 21 August 2007

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Dear October weather,

Please leave and come back in October.

Thanks,
Sina

This could be heaven or this could be hell 21 August 2007

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Hinn: Hey

Sina: Oh hey Ben, how’s it going?

Hinn: Oh I feel it today, I feel Jesssssus.

Sina: Oh yah? That’s cool I guess.

God: Yo

Sina: Oh hey God.

[pause]

Sina: Oh sorry. Benny, this is my good friend God. God this is Benny.

Hinn: PRAISE HIM!

God: Praise who?

Hinn: HIM! Praise HIM!!!

God: Dude, you need to relax.

Sina: Oh sorry, Ben gets like that sometimes.

Hinn: God, do you favour me? Is that why you heal through me?

God: I’m sorry, who are you??

Hinn: Oh Jesus! I’ve been fooled! You’re not God! God knows everything!!

God: Ohhhhh I know who you are now. You must be one of those guys Satan was able to trick, I often forget about you guys. That’s okay don’t feel bad, he’s quite clever. So how you doing?

Hinn: Huh??

Sina: Okay well Ben, God and I are gonna go watch Superbad, we’ve been waiting for it all month. Uhhhhh take care.

Free Knowledge 17 August 2007

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I just discovered iTunes U.

It’s the best thing ever. Check it out if you use iTunes.

Take off your cool 16 August 2007

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Sina: Did you used to like the Spice Girls when you were young?

Tia: I don’t even know who the Spiced Girls are.

Sina: Oh wow, I feel old.

Tia: I know the song though.

Sina: That doesn’t make me feel better…