FAQ
Are you the best?
Yes.
What’s your favourite month?
May.
What’s your favourite day?
Canada Day.
What’s your favourite season?
Spring.
What do you like to do in your spare time?
In the day I go to school and study work. I usually spend my nights fighting evil and saving the world.
Do you prefer Coke or Pepsi?
Pepsi.
Are you hopelessly romantic?
I wouldn’t say hopeless.
Would you say hopeful?
No.
Is global warming real?
Well first you should define “real”. And then you should define “global warming”. And while you’re at it, you should define “Is” and then explain what the symbol “?” is.
But Sina, you just used the word “is”. So surely you are familiar with its definition.
That’s no reason to assume I’m aware of the definition.
I noticed that on your Hot-Crazy Scale Angelina Jolie ranks low in hotness. Does Angelina Jolie look like a man?
Well, she doesn’t not look like one.
Is it true that Mats Sundin is the greatest hockey player, ever?
Yes it is.
What’s with your obsession with Opposite Day?
Have you ever heard of Patrick Hughes?
No.
How do you feel about being deprived of reverspective art your whole life?
I’m not sure since — wait, why are you asking the questions now?
You’re a terrible interviewer.
